Apple: “hey, fanboiz, here’s a computer with no monitor”
fanboyz: “here, Lord Stevie, take our money, TAKE IT!!! Just please give us prettier computers than our PC using cohorts”
far eastern manufacturer: “O HAI GUISE WATS GOIN ON IN HERE”
Apple: “fuck off, we’re innovating”
far eastern manufacturer: “O RLY? WERE IN UR MANUFACTURIN PLANT STEALIN UR INAVATINS AND [...]