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Enfield Bullet 500 Engine Repairs

Valves looking slightly worse for wear

So my trusty Bullet decided to eat a piston for dinner. Coming up the M1 after work, I was hammering along at the breathtaking speed of 65mph, when all of a sudden an horrific bang followed by lots of crunching and a complete loss of power alerted me to [...]

“Action” is not a verb, you illiterate fucktards

Sitting in the office today, I received the following message from a colleague:

hi Seth, are you actioning on <server>?
never mind, I am actioning on it now

Ignoring the fact that this guy is not a native English speaker, and therefore may get things like ‘on’ in the wrong place, this is a disgusting example of corporate-speak.

Corporate-speak [...]